The friggin Rains!
i dont get it. frankly. i just dont get it. whats all this fuss abt the first rains? when the first rain-drops to make touchdown, well.. make touchdown, ppl go ooh-ing and aah-ing. a few sample statements -->
"Oh my FRIGGIN god, this smell is like... totally awesome, d00d!"
"holy fcuk! dont you just love this smell? if i ever go to paradise, pls god, oh, pls god, i wanna smell this there!!"
"did you know, scientists havent been able to create and sustain this scent in a perfume bottle? isnt that a wonder of nature?"
More conversations
oh, hey, which reminds me, one of my friends (back home) actually said-->
"oh, man! awesome! isnt this life? watchin the rain pour as you sit inside drinkin some hot chocolate? aah! heaven.*sigh* *slurp, slurp*"
(note-> the slurp was the hot chocolate)
me was : "u call this a life? get one, man! no, me dont got a life either, atleast i dont like the RAINS! *pfft*"
(note to god-> elisha cuthbert pease god? pretty PLEASE?)
i couldnt give a damn less abt this than i do abt a praire dog which has just been crushed by a bus, and has its brains all fallin out, you know, replete with cz-style muzik, the "plop" sound you hear when someone gets a headshot on you, and ur brains start to fall out? right? and you got 1 health left? get it? NO!! damn, u==dumb.
Down memory lane... whatever that is
you know, this kinda reminds of some REAL-far off relative. my mom's cousins-something-something. of course, the only reason i remember him was because he taught me to wiggle my ears. *wiggle wiggle* so, this guy used to go on and on abt how wonderful the rains were. whenever he used to start off (i was some 7-8 yrs old then), my std responses were->
"are all adults so friggin dumb? holy fcuk! what a life!" of course, fcuk wasnt what i was thinkin..
"yaay! rains! i'd be more happy if i lost my 5-star.*spit*"
*waah* (some1 grabbed a candy from me)" i want my mommy!! and a candy! maybe two! or more! PLEASE??"
"why is it always ME who has to take care of this dumb-cousin-loser-whatever guy? im done babysittin him"
but then we all have our own take on ideal weather. BUT WHATEVER YOURS IS, YOU CAN FRIGGIN WELL KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. that was to the guy on the street (on my way to a haircut) who wanted it to rain, just cos he loved it... b******!
speakin of "ideal" weather, surprisingly, i consider rain to be ideal, only if it was real windy, and i didnt have an umbrella or a jerkin, and the rain was more drizzle-like and less torrential-rain-like. oh, and it should be after midnight. and most importantly, elisha cuthbert must be nearby, preferably in the radius of ... 1 metre? (pls god??).
(Eminem - lose yourself)
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only m*****f***in option, failure's not!
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only m*****f***in option, failure's not!
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"Please god? you listening?" - Tiamath Apocalypse, Inner Sancum to Bathrezen, circa 2005 AD
8 comments:
Elisha Cuthbert within one meter radius!!! Oh GOD Plz plz plz plz plz plz save her from all those badriatic jokes and comments....
Hey apocalypse ,
I don't know what you were thinking when you wrote this blog , but it sure looks like you weren't thinking.Whatever it was keep your insane ,outrageous and deranged ideas to yourself man!
To be honest you sound phony and more and more like Raghuram.
Normal people like nature among other things not just "friggin'" computer games.
I don't know about us ,may be because we know how childish you can be (poor cousin of yours , he is much more grown-up than you), we may understand or plainly ignore what you're saying.But I bet Elisha Cuthbert won't like what you're saying!
HOLY CRAP!!
you actually address me as APOCLYPSE!! is this the REAL smiley? or one of your c*nc*b*n*s? :P you know what this is... remember what i said to the "troll-gate"...
3 things-->
a> comp games aint "friggin"
b> you think elisha cuthbert will like feminists for example, ah... um... you??
c> there is NO c!!
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"daka, lets stop talkin abt elisha and start up about NA from vizag, shall we??" - Tiamath Apocalypse, legions of the damned, high-speed-net-cafe, Nevendaar, circa 2005 AD
hey battery,
i think you are the only one in the world who does not like rains at all.
even i am a little bored with the rains we have had in hyderabad this year.but,first rain,the scent of the earth is liked by all non-friggin human beings
quote-ing-->
"but,first rain,the scent of the earth is liked by all non-friggin human beings"??
come on, gimme a break here. dont you ever feel ... suffocated with that smell? isnt it stagnant, the smell? dont your lungs get suffocated, as all the moisture reaches the innermost point of them? well, it doesnt stink, really, its just that i dont get all the fuss abt it. whenevr it rains, theres atleast one guy in the general vicinity who goes "aah- the smell!!" unnerving. sheesh!!!
oh hey, smiley, my relative was obviously more grown up (physically, not mentally). hes like... 35-something now (not in his mentality, ie, i mean his age)
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"World domination by finding an antidote for that despicable smell, anyone?" - Tiamath Apocalypse, legions of the damned, high-speed-net-cafe, Nevendaar, circa 2005 AD
If I've understood your sense of smell corerectly,I may presume that your favourite perfume would be Mortien.
Oh.... and prehaps a fart would be your favourite room freshner.
Er.. Helllllooo0.. this blog aint for Badri bashing.
And Badri, keep ur crappy views to yourself.
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