Sir the Great!!!

After a brief(?) period of dormancy, I am back. Yesterday,Chomo called me lazy and that is when I realised that it is high time to write a blog. So, I started thinking of a topic to write about. The first thing which I thought of was my new chatting addiction but then I thought of a topic that would be fodu, as it is about someone who is fodu:
SIR.
Afterall, anything that has even the most trivial involvement from Sir cannot go wrong. /*Sir's touch=Midas's touch*/
Trivial for Sir = herculean for mere mortals.
Yesterday, he gave me another evidence of his genius. He became the first person in IIIT to make a working robot. You can gauge his genius from the fact that even the robot in the Robotics Lab is not made in IIIT. Even the founder member and the probably the most enthu chap of the IRC hasn't finished his robot, and here is Sir,smiling(as he always is), demonstrating his 'Line Follower'. /*and this, inspite of the *fodu* E.C course that we've had*/
Well, his genius is not restricted to acads, or robotics or just geeky stuff, he is fodu in every field. He is among the best defenders in IIIT,he has the same importance in IIIT's football defence, as Rahul Dravid has in India's batting (He is second only to bada Nesta). Then, quizzing is another field, where he is fodu. Most of the answers he gives in the quiz club meetings are his guesses, but again
Sir's guess = superfodu stuff for mere mortals.
/*Sir can also play the tabla. Although I've never heard him play, nobody would be surprised if he isn't fodu at it too.*/
Then let me come to academics. Well, here Sir is one of those /*those?!! As if you've seen many more like him.*/ effortless fodus. Programming is an art which, I believe he had mastered even before his birth. It is as natural for him as talking - he can literally,talk to the computer. Web designing is another area where he has proven his authority .He also is the consultant for some websites,where developers pose riddles to him and he solves them like the omniscient. Electronic circuits are like his breath, he plays day and night with them. Maths and Physics are, like pieces of cake.He is probably the only person,who actually impressed Mrs.Marathe with his genius.
/*he hardly ever touched the book, but was the only one in the batch to score more than 80 in english*/
And another of his great, unrevealed talents is teaching. He is not as /*overly*/expressive as Jimmy is, neither does he enjoy teaching (I think), but is really good at it. I am myself a piece of evidence. Before the second mid-sem, Sir taught me for 20 minutes and the result was that I got 17/20. Isn't that a miracle?
I can go on an on narrating incidents that prove Sir's genius, but then,time is money and I am already short of it. So, as a concluding remark, take my advice, whenever you find yourself in trouble, just remember:
Why fear,when Sir is here!!!